Don’t Ask–Don’t Tell G.I. Joe
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posted by mr. schprock at 10:43 AM
19 Comments:
Ohh! I simply love it!
It's not what you think. His son's red baseball cap was thrown in the wash with his clothes. D'oh!
His gun doesn't match his blouse.
"His gun doesn't match his blouse."
To confuse the enemy.
"LOL, that is not a toy MrT would let in our home.. LOL"
Tell Mr. T to watch tomorrow's post: I'm "borrowing" (i.e., stealing) a name he came up with.
Just like you "borrowed" the image, right?
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go "borrow" some mp3s.
I must confess that I had some assistance from the inimicable John (of Random_Squeegee fame — if I could do links, there would be one here).
Entirely under my direction of course.
Hey, who are you callin' inimicable?
There were other adjectives on the list. Be happy I chose that one.
I think the gun fits perfectly... sure it doesn't make the chromatic theme he's got going on but look at the "purse" like band attached. What "man" would go anywhere with a gun without a purse strap??
Nope, wouldn't let this toy through the front door.. its more the back door kinda toy :O
".. . its more the back door kinda toy."
Now why did Mr. T say that, I wonder?
Bi — polar?
Perfectly understandable.
"I must confess that I had some assistance from the inimicable John…"
I should never stray too far from my dictionary! I meant "inimitable," which is a different thing entirely! Sorry John. You're very "amicable."
I thought they already had a French G.I. Jacque.
Or I guess he could be called 'Gee, I don't know Joe'
Wasn't this a member of Village People?
"I thought they already had a French G.I. Jacque."
No, you're thinking of G.I. Joe's arch-critic "Surrenderin' Pierre."
(A cheap shot, I know.)
"Wasn't this a member of Village People?"
They only brought him out when they sang "In the Navy."
Which reminds me of a joke.
"Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?
So the Germans could march in the shade"
"So the Germans could march in the shade"
Ooh. Ouch!
I think Barbie is jealous. And annoyed that he is wearing her shoes... again.
And stretching them out of shape. I don't blame her.
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