Monday, July 18, 2005

Don’t Ask–Don’t Tell G.I. Joe

Dear Hasbro Industries, Inc.,

Please use the “comment” link below to contact me about a product idea I think will be very profitable for all parties concerned.

Your Friend,
Mr. Schprock


Blogger hoverpants said...

Ohh! I simply love it!

11:15 AM  
Blogger John said...

It's not what you think. His son's red baseball cap was thrown in the wash with his clothes. D'oh!

11:20 AM  
Blogger trinamick said...

His gun doesn't match his blouse.

11:40 AM  
Blogger Mrs.T said...

LOL, that is not a toy MrT would let in our home.. LOL

11:47 AM  
Blogger mr. schprock said...

"His gun doesn't match his blouse."

To confuse the enemy.

"LOL, that is not a toy MrT would let in our home.. LOL"

Tell Mr. T to watch tomorrow's post: I'm "borrowing" (i.e., stealing) a name he came up with.

12:15 PM  
Blogger John said...

Just like you "borrowed" the image, right?

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go "borrow" some mp3s.

12:33 PM  
Blogger mr. schprock said...

I must confess that I had some assistance from the inimicable John (of Random_Squeegee fame — if I could do links, there would be one here).

Entirely under my direction of course.

12:37 PM  
Blogger John said...

Hey, who are you callin' inimicable?

1:04 PM  
Blogger mr. schprock said...

There were other adjectives on the list. Be happy I chose that one.

1:15 PM  
Blogger Mr. T said...

I think the gun fits perfectly... sure it doesn't make the chromatic theme he's got going on but look at the "purse" like band attached. What "man" would go anywhere with a gun without a purse strap??

Nope, wouldn't let this toy through the front door.. its more the back door kinda toy :O

3:09 PM  
Blogger mr. schprock said...

".. . its more the back door kinda toy."

Now why did Mr. T say that, I wonder?

3:17 PM  
Blogger Mrs.T said...

He just has a complex because 2 of my exboyfriends were bi.. LOL

3:43 PM  
Blogger mr. schprock said...

Bi — polar?

Perfectly understandable.

3:51 PM  
Blogger pint size said...

heehee...see dad! i had a long enough attention span to read that one! Woo! im gooooood.ferr shizzle

5:03 PM  
Blogger mr. schprock said...

"I must confess that I had some assistance from the inimicable John…"

I should never stray too far from my dictionary! I meant "inimitable," which is a different thing entirely! Sorry John. You're very "amicable."

6:39 PM  
Blogger :phil: said...

I thought they already had a French G.I. Jacque.
Or I guess he could be called 'Gee, I don't know Joe'

7:28 PM  
Blogger Spirit Of Owl said...

Wasn't this a member of Village People?

3:31 AM  
Blogger mr. schprock said...

"I thought they already had a French G.I. Jacque."

No, you're thinking of G.I. Joe's arch-critic "Surrenderin' Pierre."

(A cheap shot, I know.)

"Wasn't this a member of Village People?"

They only brought him out when they sang "In the Navy."

4:39 AM  
Blogger :phil: said...

Which reminds me of a joke.
"Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the Germans could march in the shade"

6:49 AM  
Blogger mr. schprock said...

"So the Germans could march in the shade"

Ooh. Ouch!

7:31 AM  
Blogger NYPinTA said...

I think Barbie is jealous. And annoyed that he is wearing her shoes... again.

7:10 PM  
Blogger mr. schprock said...

And stretching them out of shape. I don't blame her.

5:10 AM  

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