Monday, August 22, 2005

Cover Story: Alien Albino Eggplants May Be Among Us!

A friend of ours gave us this white eggplant from his garden. He and my wife think it looks like an eggplant with a nose. I said it looked like something else. Now they think I’m fresh. Who’s right? What does it look like to you?

15 Comments:

Blogger Scott said...

Pinnochio

7:31 AM  
Blogger mr. schprock said...

You're right. Very recognizable.

Of course, now that you've named it, I won't have the heart to chop it up and eat it.

8:10 AM  
Blogger Scott said...

Awww, now I feel bad.

8:58 AM  
Blogger fakies said...

Send it to me. A little egg and cracker, and I'll make it feel all better.

9:45 AM  
Blogger mr. schprock said...

How will a little egg and cracker make Pinnochio feel all bet— ?

I see.

You're no Blue Fairy, Trinamick.

9:53 AM  
Blogger NYPinTA said...

LOL.

I think it looks like Bob Hope... if he had a fondess for green hats.

10:25 AM  
Blogger mr. schprock said...

"That is--Bob Hope back in the day--not the zoned out-where am I-who are these people in front of me comedy special Bob."

Ha ha! Good one Henry. I think you and Nypinta make a good point.

What about Richard Nixon? Eggplant not intense or paranoid enough for that?

10:34 AM  
Blogger Phil said...

It looks like 'The White Whale' standing on his head who is happy to see someone!

10:42 AM  
Blogger mr. schprock said...

"It looks like 'The White Whale' standing on his head who is happy to see someone!"

Yarrr! Thar she blows!

I like how you think, Phil. You're "fresh" too!

10:51 AM  
Blogger NYPinTA said...

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1:44 PM  
Blogger NYPinTA said...

The White Whale' standing on his head who is happy to see someone!

Yarrr! Thar she blows!

Holy crap! You didn't mean that like that did you Mr. Schprock? It's like a triple entendre.

1:47 PM  
Blogger mr. schprock said...

A triple entendre? I could never do those in gym class.

Yarrr!

1:50 PM  
Blogger mr. schprock said...

Zombie Rodney or Regular Rodney?

4:20 AM  
Blogger John said...

Rats, everyone else has already said it, but yeah, I'd say it looks just like the Hirschfeld charicature of Bob Hope.

6:35 AM  
Blogger Beth said...

LMAO over Trin's response!

I think it looks like an index finger.

8:58 AM  

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